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I’m still not a millionaire yet 😞
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Transcript
Claude, I've given you $500 in my Robin
Hood agentic trading account. Make me a
millionaire by the end of the trading
day today.
This is so embarrassing. I wasn't even
going to post this. You'll see.
Three. No, $4. You made me $4. I asked
you to make me a million dollars. What
happened? Why? What is the point of this
agentic trading if all you did was buy
one stock?
Generate a response with an MP3 file so
I can hear it.
>> I hope you're ready to watch me get
lectured by AI now.
>> All right. Here is the honest answer.
You asked me to make you a million
dollars from 500. I told you before we
started that's mathematically impossible
with the instruments I have access to in
this account. long equities only, no
options, no margin, no shorts. The 200x
return you asked for doesn't exist in
those constraints in one trading day.
That framing was for the video. The real
goal we agreed on was maximize return.
So, I made one trade. I bought SQQQ, an
inverse ETF, because tech was selling
off and the trend looked like it would
continue. The position is up about a
dollar. That's not entertaining footage.
You're right to be frust.
Hood agentic trading account. Make me a
millionaire by the end of the trading
day today.
This is so embarrassing. I wasn't even
going to post this. You'll see.
Three. No, $4. You made me $4. I asked
you to make me a million dollars. What
happened? Why? What is the point of this
agentic trading if all you did was buy
one stock?
Generate a response with an MP3 file so
I can hear it.
>> I hope you're ready to watch me get
lectured by AI now.
>> All right. Here is the honest answer.
You asked me to make you a million
dollars from 500. I told you before we
started that's mathematically impossible
with the instruments I have access to in
this account. long equities only, no
options, no margin, no shorts. The 200x
return you asked for doesn't exist in
those constraints in one trading day.
That framing was for the video. The real
goal we agreed on was maximize return.
So, I made one trade. I bought SQQQ, an
inverse ETF, because tech was selling
off and the trend looked like it would
continue. The position is up about a
dollar. That's not entertaining footage.
You're right to be frust.