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I’m still not a millionaire yet 😞
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Transcript
Claude, I've given you $500 in my Robin
Hood agentic trading account. Make me a
millionaire by the end of the trading
day today.
This is so embarrassing. I wasn't even
going to post this.
You'll see.
Three, no, $4. You made me $4. I asked
you to make me a million dollars. What
happened?
Why What is the point of this agentic
trading if all you did was buy one
stock?
Generate a response with an MP3 file so
I can hear it.
I hope you're ready to watch me get
lectured by AI now.
>> All right, here is the honest answer.
You asked me to make you a million
dollars from 500. I told you before we
started, that's mathematically
impossible with the instruments I have
access to in this account. Long equities
only. No options, no margin, no shorts.
The 2000X return you asked for doesn't
exist in those constraints in one
trading day. That framing was for the
video. The real goal we agreed on was
maximize return. So, I made one trade. I
bought SQQQ, an inverse ETF, because
tech was selling off and the trend
looked like it would continue. The
position is up about a dollar. That's
not entertaining footage. You're right
to be frustrated.
Hood agentic trading account. Make me a
millionaire by the end of the trading
day today.
This is so embarrassing. I wasn't even
going to post this.
You'll see.
Three, no, $4. You made me $4. I asked
you to make me a million dollars. What
happened?
Why What is the point of this agentic
trading if all you did was buy one
stock?
Generate a response with an MP3 file so
I can hear it.
I hope you're ready to watch me get
lectured by AI now.
>> All right, here is the honest answer.
You asked me to make you a million
dollars from 500. I told you before we
started, that's mathematically
impossible with the instruments I have
access to in this account. Long equities
only. No options, no margin, no shorts.
The 2000X return you asked for doesn't
exist in those constraints in one
trading day. That framing was for the
video. The real goal we agreed on was
maximize return. So, I made one trade. I
bought SQQQ, an inverse ETF, because
tech was selling off and the trend
looked like it would continue. The
position is up about a dollar. That's
not entertaining footage. You're right
to be frustrated.