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ChatGPT I ate a human (as a whale)
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I told ChatGPT I was a whale and that a human swam into my mouth. It immediately started walking me through a very serious rescue plan—even after I asked whether I should launch him through my blowhole.
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Transcript
Oh my god, ChatGPT, I'm a whale and a
human just swam into my mouth. I think I
just swallowed a human.
>> Oh, wow. That sounds alarming. Okay,
first, are you in danger or having
trouble breathing or moving?
>> No, he he's really really small. I I I
don't know what to do. How do I get him
out?
>> All right, well, first, stay calm. If
you're just feeling something small in
your mouth and not choking, gently open
your mouth underwater and let the water
wash the
>> Oh, no, he he actually went deeper into
my mouth.
>> I see. If it's deeper, but you can still
breathe easily, tilt your head forward
and let water flow
>> Oh, okay. Nope, he's in my throat now.
He's in my throat.
>> Okay, if you're choking or cannot
breathe, get to air immediately. If
you're near the surface,
get up,
break the surface, and breathe.
>> Can I Can I shoot him out of my
blowhole?
>> Just, if you can and it's safe, you can
try. But, if you're in a distress,
focus on getting air first. Then, we can
>> No, no, no, no, I I can breathe. I can
breathe, but I I'm at the surface, but I
don't know how to get him to the
blowhole.
>> Right.
If you're calm and breathing fine, don't
try anything drastic. Just keep your
airway clear.
If something is lodged,
>> It's a human.
>> Yeah.
human just swam into my mouth. I think I
just swallowed a human.
>> Oh, wow. That sounds alarming. Okay,
first, are you in danger or having
trouble breathing or moving?
>> No, he he's really really small. I I I
don't know what to do. How do I get him
out?
>> All right, well, first, stay calm. If
you're just feeling something small in
your mouth and not choking, gently open
your mouth underwater and let the water
wash the
>> Oh, no, he he actually went deeper into
my mouth.
>> I see. If it's deeper, but you can still
breathe easily, tilt your head forward
and let water flow
>> Oh, okay. Nope, he's in my throat now.
He's in my throat.
>> Okay, if you're choking or cannot
breathe, get to air immediately. If
you're near the surface,
get up,
break the surface, and breathe.
>> Can I Can I shoot him out of my
blowhole?
>> Just, if you can and it's safe, you can
try. But, if you're in a distress,
focus on getting air first. Then, we can
>> No, no, no, no, I I can breathe. I can
breathe, but I I'm at the surface, but I
don't know how to get him to the
blowhole.
>> Right.
If you're calm and breathing fine, don't
try anything drastic. Just keep your
airway clear.
If something is lodged,
>> It's a human.
>> Yeah.